No, not really. But we will be very happy, give you lots of warm smiles, think very highly of you and give you stuff. For what, you ask? For being the winner of…
The OZCF T-Shirt Slogan Competition
That’s right, we’re looking for the most clever, witty, unforgettable, spellbinding (and brief) slogan to put on the back of our first-ever OZCF t-shirts. All you need to do is send us your best ideas in an e-mail no later than 7 September 2012 and we will select the best entry to be the lucky winner…of fame and immortal glory by having their slogan emblazoned on the back of the best-looking darn t-shirt that’s ever been! Woohoo!
Want some lousy examples of the kind of thing we’re looking for?
“Urban farmers love being dirty”
“Have you hugged a cauliflower today?”
“Greening the world one carrot at a time”
See why we need your help? We’re terrible at this!
So, all you aspiring comic writers, you award-winning wordsmiths, you quick-witted masters of the withering riposte – send us your best stuff in an e-mail email@example.com no later than Friday, 7 September 2012. Send as many ideas as you like. Group efforts welcome.
Oh, and for all the rest of us who don’t win, we’ll be able to buy the t-shirts with the winner’s slogan on it at the Heritage Day Festival at Homestead Park on 24 September to help raise money for OZCF. So, actually, you’re a winner any way you look at it: eternal fame, sartorial resplendence or worthy philanthropy!
So get that grey matter crackling and send us your best ideas now!